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A fly was flying around in my room and flew into my ear. I freaked out and made a very wimpy sound. 

Its trying to tell me that i think too much and i should go to sleep…

or maybe it will bite me when I’m sleeping..

ugh im tired

sallkim:

im-jomel:

HAHAHAHAHA

LOOOOOOOOL SHAHAHHAHHAHAHA

He just keeps going. 

HACKED

legionundluzifer:

Wheelchairs day n night! Wouldn’t have it any other way :)

chowd:

Fine By Me - Andy Grammer

emjang:

oh my god get in here

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

monday-friday:

Kids, back in 2012, your aunt Robin wanted to do something more with her life. So she took her love of guns to an organization called S.H.I.E.L.D and fought alongside the Avengers.

Now, your Uncle Barney and I took it pretty hard; she was getting to spend a lot of time with another billionaire playboy, this guy named Tony Stark. Your Uncle Barney almost went crazy when he found out the guy had a metal suit.

“It shoots fireballs, Ted! He looks like a freakin’ storm trooper!”

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In the middle of the second verse of “Someone Like You” by Adele, in the shower, my mother overheard and decided to bring the hose from the back yard and spray me with cold water. 

Thanks mom, I’ll take the hint. 

I’ll sign up for vocal lessons…

I would drag body through a mile of broken glass in a sea of lemon juice just to hear you fart through a walkie talkie. 

My flirting capabilities are kinda rusty,

… but you should come See Comedy Hour THIS SATURDAY May 5th, 7pm! For an incurable case of the giggles.  
FREEEEEEEEE